Monday, January 31, 2011

Brazilian Wax For Overweight Women

All facts are imaginary

chronicles the first months of 2011 dell'annus domains remain at world history for a number of exceptional discoveries that have left the world open-mouthed :
1) the world there is a category people, mostly women and young looking appearance, referred to as whores (in English, escort, or "those who escorted the man on impervious road leading to their Pussy").




2) the world there is a category of men who, having reached retirement age, or genetic limits of height and appearance, no longer able to walk alone "the road that leads to the Pussy", and needs a help. Hence, the opening of a promising market niche : that, just a bitch.






3) most of these bitches do not consider their work as a mission given to him by God, but you pay a monetary commensurate with the length of the "road leading to the Pussy "Pussy and the reception and comfort of it.






4) as any niche market that respects itself, it is occupied by a plurality of know ns subject in competition, who hope to gain dominant positions tend to diversify ' offer, offering a variety of services and rates;





5) activity, like all other commercial, produces a form of economic activity that is induced related, such as: Accompanying
-whores by the customer or, alternatively, the customer from the whores, whores
-selection of more suitable customer;
-rent places where it depletes the economic transaction;
- provision of additional services aimed at a more user of the goods (drugs, ammenicoli exciting, especially clothing, poles for the lap-dance, and so on).


6) there are rules which order this market and draw a line between a form of "legal" form and "illegal." For example, if the whores who offer to deliver the service have not yet reached the age of majority, it foreshadows a crime.





Finally, as the English say (as we like so much) " last but not least ", and that I would translate with" moral of the story ":
6) there a country in the world where you can guilty of the worst crimes against humanity (collective dumbed down by media, use of constitutions as a kind toilet paper, demolition of the judicial system, destruction of the education and assistance to the weaker sections of society, dispossessing the community political rights, any other business) and get away with, but not as smooth a pass that a robbery bank and escape with the loot, not like that Provenzano went so smooth, but lived as Mazzaro, no, get away as one that you shit in the pot and then s'incazza Why do not you eat your chocolate superfine as everyone else. Thus, in this shit banquet where all are competing to magnify the flavor of peanuts in the shit this guy, it turns out that under the table there was one that was giving him a blowjob in exchange for a respectable amount of money.
And this people, even with the poop brown mustache just swallowed with a smile, is indignant . It sucks. Because they have the palate superfine . There is shit and shit, and the dignity to recognize the color and texture. And then the shit of whoremongers is less nutritious, it also said grandmother.
Look, this country that even Lewis Carroll, exists. And do not fall into a hole in finirci: just be a little less of a loser and a English Zinzin (but not even a lot) more of an Egyptian nerds. Maybe.

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