Monday, January 31, 2011

Brazilian Wax For Overweight Women

All facts are imaginary

chronicles the first months of 2011 dell'annus domains remain at world history for a number of exceptional discoveries that have left the world open-mouthed :
1) the world there is a category people, mostly women and young looking appearance, referred to as whores (in English, escort, or "those who escorted the man on impervious road leading to their Pussy").




2) the world there is a category of men who, having reached retirement age, or genetic limits of height and appearance, no longer able to walk alone "the road that leads to the Pussy", and needs a help. Hence, the opening of a promising market niche : that, just a bitch.






3) most of these bitches do not consider their work as a mission given to him by God, but you pay a monetary commensurate with the length of the "road leading to the Pussy "Pussy and the reception and comfort of it.






4) as any niche market that respects itself, it is occupied by a plurality of know ns subject in competition, who hope to gain dominant positions tend to diversify ' offer, offering a variety of services and rates;





5) activity, like all other commercial, produces a form of economic activity that is induced related, such as: Accompanying
-whores by the customer or, alternatively, the customer from the whores, whores
-selection of more suitable customer;
-rent places where it depletes the economic transaction;
- provision of additional services aimed at a more user of the goods (drugs, ammenicoli exciting, especially clothing, poles for the lap-dance, and so on).


6) there are rules which order this market and draw a line between a form of "legal" form and "illegal." For example, if the whores who offer to deliver the service have not yet reached the age of majority, it foreshadows a crime.





Finally, as the English say (as we like so much) " last but not least ", and that I would translate with" moral of the story ":
6) there a country in the world where you can guilty of the worst crimes against humanity (collective dumbed down by media, use of constitutions as a kind toilet paper, demolition of the judicial system, destruction of the education and assistance to the weaker sections of society, dispossessing the community political rights, any other business) and get away with, but not as smooth a pass that a robbery bank and escape with the loot, not like that Provenzano went so smooth, but lived as Mazzaro, no, get away as one that you shit in the pot and then s'incazza Why do not you eat your chocolate superfine as everyone else. Thus, in this shit banquet where all are competing to magnify the flavor of peanuts in the shit this guy, it turns out that under the table there was one that was giving him a blowjob in exchange for a respectable amount of money.
And this people, even with the poop brown mustache just swallowed with a smile, is indignant . It sucks. Because they have the palate superfine . There is shit and shit, and the dignity to recognize the color and texture. And then the shit of whoremongers is less nutritious, it also said grandmother.
Look, this country that even Lewis Carroll, exists. And do not fall into a hole in finirci: just be a little less of a loser and a English Zinzin (but not even a lot) more of an Egyptian nerds. Maybe.

Friday, January 28, 2011

Burps After Stomach Flu

Isylea the comic 5

After a long pause due to editorial reasons, we return to the wild lands of Isylea to see what our combined noob!























The last time we failed to reach 20 comments ... we'll this time?

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Siamese Twins Masterbate

Professor Keating I do not care


The other day I was there at school that I was going to explain to students the theories of a guy named Karl Marx.
When you prepare to explain a guy named Marx can not fail to use certain little words, and these are times when certain species becomes more little words that pronounce the words. Why then maybe those back home and tell Mom and Dad "today we did Marx said that communism is good". And you never know who they are moms and dads. O
popes.

"Shit, Dad, but it is true that communism is good?"
"Who taught you these words?"
"Shit or communism?"
" But communism, fuck !"

But that is what we wanted to talk. The fact is that to explain Marx (in the ordinary sense of the word explain or to understand ) they must know the meaning of words that go to pronounce. And since they do not know shit ("Who taught you those words?" Know "or" fuck "?" But they know, ugly communist dick "), you must start over each time.
Type: oh, but you know what is a state?
Oh yes, again .
When I do what I call "stupid questions maieutic " (ie those trivial questions on topics that help students understand that they do not know a fuck) there is usually a result of non-magnetic optical : the pupils of the boys are starting to become different, and through space that exists between them, in a flash of awareness, teacher you see the wheels turning their brains to produce a creaking gate to the haunted house:
"But ke kz d question is, of course ke ke I know what is the state, ki nn sa ke kosa is the state? the state is ... is ... is ... kz, but ke kz is the State? "
Here that's the time you need to grasp . If you succeed, you will hear for the next 30 seconds. (If you listen to 30 seconds seems unusual, you see that you never wondered why the commercials will last much).
Now, any naive will think, well, you have 30 seconds, now hurry up and explain what a state: indeed, if you can, in those 30 seconds all condensagli Marx, and there you go. At maturity make havoc.
Oh no, my dear naive. At maturity will shit. So it is time to get into phase 2.
Phase 2, ie, everything is good to get a good fuck .
30 seconds later I have to be so dedicated to explaining to kids who know what a State may fall the features that make you more attractive to a member of the opposite sex.
Why so much we've all been at that stage so desperately rummaged through your customary topics of conversation are looking for something that fills the spaces between a snog and another (ah, I do not know why, but use the term snog me feel terribly old ... who knows how to say now: slinguazzata? kissing? petting linguistics?).
And it's pretty clear to everyone that there is only one topic of conversation between a boy and a girl who actually cares about both.
"So, you know how to kill the monster of the fifth level of Metal Gear Solid?"
"Wow, did you see? Silvia and Michael are back together, but do not want to tell Rossellini "
" Man, this year is sfigatissima Juve, we believe that all the attackers were injured? "
Digiamogelo, La Russa would say, this stuff does not stick.
Instead, phrases like "Ah, the Italian State, which pretty crap ..." would cause a reaction such as "Orca misery, but then, in addition to prehensile tongue, is also a type profooooooondo (or profooooooonda).

Here, if Can this objective, you got 10 minutes of attention well . Certainly not of silence, of course. But you can be sure that you will pay 15% of neurons, while the remaining 85% are involved in the compilation training in the fantasy or comment on the latest tronista. Better than nothing.

Well, then you ask
" on guys, let's try to think about. The easiest way to understand what the rule is to ask what's the point. And try to answer: what is the state ?"
At that point a voice in the crowd indefinite answers quite readily:
" to make money."

Fuck. This one will not miss that era lived in Alexander, but also other types profoooooooooondi . In their own way.

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Removing Scars In Stomach

E Apo B


PM The box of a master is always full of strange stuff. I usually open on Saturday night, wearing a vest of skin care wyvern. Among the various complaints, requests for specific interpretation filled with curses and insults directed at deities Ostrogoths, can be found from time to time great questions, like diamonds in a pile of manure. From now on we want to respond publicly to the best. Get ready, because state secrets will be revealed that not even the Lady of Fatima!

It 's true that I have to put up with skill karma Vilmis Cheimon's sermons?

Unfortunately, yes. The pg Cheimon has a special script that raises the Vilmis karma to all that speaks to pg. This crazy idea came to Athulea one evening when he was particularly angry with the players because of some flame on the forum. Since the ban from this forum do not seem to work, decided to extend the BAN post-mortem on all the PCs that do not listen Cheimon pontificate for hours. It 's a very subtle form of punishment, but that seems to be working.

How long does it take to build a mob? (a Borghigiano)
Several dozens. The first thing we do is ask: who is this MOB? What is your personal history? Then write a detailed MOB BG: Who is in that family has grown, what are your favorite foods, his hobbies, his fears, the relationship with parents and relatives. Then we write reactions painstaking job of drawing on this characterization, and then we look to a psychologist as a consultant that we use the correspondence between character and written responses. It 's a work of fine gold. Only after this process by MOB in the game.

It 's true that there are some skills that help to express certain skills? (an ogre)
It 's true, but it changes according to clans and races. For example, "Tom greets bared fangs" helps Thrang skill in dodging, or "iridescent an elf looks at you from top to bottom" increases the skill to ride flying animals of the elves. It seems nonsense, and indeed it is: the truth is that Athulea behind its image as a serious and calm Serb admin a heart joker.

It 's true that if I express a more than two lines Drao gives me a tattoo funny? (a dryma)
Partly true. In reality it is not enough to express the two lines, but our favorite Quester controls other features:
- first in expressing that we have at least two words that he does not know, for example, "ontology" and "propriety "
- Second, the express must contain veiled sexual innuendo
- Finally, the express must contain at least one typo.
For example, to express a certain success with Drao is as follows: "a dryma colossal bearded grabs the club, by smoothing over the propriety of ontological supreficie and grinning like the thought of entering it with your meat! "

Who should I have sex for a fucking yellow directs the new port?
(a sailor)
depends on your sex and your physical appearance. The practice is usually the male player to pass beneath Shady's hands, while women end up in bed Lamaresh. At the end of the relationship selected staffer write a review board about your performance, using a rating to each performance. 0 to 5 do not receive any orientation, from 6 to 8 has directed the yellow, 8 to 10, the orientation is red.

Who writes the BG Isylea? (a Quester)
A drunk monkey. We keep it in front of a computer to press buttons at random, filled up with Jack Daniels aged 20 years. From time to time make sense out of sentences, which Dingwath put together a program of random combinations that he wrote himself.

You can continue to ask questions via PM, your idendità will be kept hidden!

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Pain In Ovary During Ovulation

Generation


Maybe it is a time that works (and thank goodness), but here at the Grand Inquisitor no longer able to keep up with the headlines (let's face it, species is a little look at those headlines, where once wrote stuff like "And 'War broke out," the Berlin Wall fell, and find phrases like "Berlusconi: I like women, c'aggia ago? "), the Communist investigations by the prosecution (and we know that the only good Communist is a Communist who is giving you a Latvian), to ' price rise blowjobs (once was 50 and 100 ammore mouth, but it seems that inflation is' national level).
What then someone says you're always talking about Berlusconi, Silvio, and here, there and Silvio. But please understand me. Silvio Those of my generation is in their blood (and then says that bloodletting are useless). The heart of our children did Bum Bum, was Bim Bum Bam (and we are saved today would Bunga Bunga).
I was 6 years old when, in 1983, aired the first episode of Drive In. Psychologists and educators teach us that in 6 years, children begin to "establish and implement associations and connections between events, you can understand that certain actions are always predictable consequences ."
So I learned a lot.
learned for example that no matter what crap shoot, if it is followed by a laugh registered means that it's fun. For example, a guy dressed as a bear with the voice that altered shouts "FOO FOO FOO" is obviously scompisciare laughing. It is so funny that the laughter of the audience can not make the idea of \u200b\u200bthe laugh, and then we need laughter recorded. So if you do not think that means the odd amusing you, dick. So hold your brain and laugh.
Then I learned that my mother's breasts were not'm crabs. Those that were seen there on Drive In were certainly contain larger amounts of milk, and perhaps kept them even better. Of course, not in 6 years that I still stern, but there was my younger brother who was in full fury sucking.
learned that contrary to what I was telling all the adults who attended me at the time, bring underwear strung up the ass is not unseemly . But only for women. If you wear underwear strung up the ass can not even get his pants.
learned that the Drive In are full of women almost nude . I knew that stuff was not even a Drive-In. When I went to inform me (I was a curious child) I discovered that it was these that were only open-air cinema in America, where people watch movies in the car. So I thought that America would be a very hot place to always go around half naked. From here to associate mentally America half-naked women was a step short. And I do not know why, but I began to want to go to America so .
learned, finally, a tragic chain of mental associations, which watch half naked women on television was an activity that could be done at the table in front of a big plate of macaroni with the sauce. With Mom and Dad neighbors.
half-naked women seemed to me a better dressing of Parmesan.
And best (or worst?) Is that I did not know why. I was 6 years old, shit. The closest thing to an erection I had ever seen in my life was when I pulled up a Lego tower taller than me.

transmission was not a prepubescent. And I assure you that it is not nice when your head starts to pull you toward females before you begin to do the bird . It means that it is not the right time. It is not at all.
Here, we have B Generation began. With mental erections. And we went worse, but we will be back!

Saturday, January 15, 2011

Yamaha Waverunner Vx Deluxe 110

The Bible reloaded


Leo X (1475-1521) was a pope lucky. All Rome knew that the speech against which sported whenever he was carried in triumph through the streets was due to an annoying pain in the hemorrhoids resulting from its failure to become very well known by inchiappettare gifted youths.

And the best part was that I had to hide: he was the fucking Pope . At that time it was FORBIDDEN to all mortals artifact reading the Bible on their own, so it was easy to silence critics by inventing a few verses footprint:
"Your Holiness, but his habit of inchiappettare by the ancestors of Rocco Siffredi not seem out of place for a tantinello vicar of Christ on earth? "
"Shut up, infidel, as it is written in Zebedee 35:12 - And God said to Zebedee, you will unlock YOUR MOST HOLES 'notice in young Israelites, and opening Sara Santi -". The

Criticón could not even go and check whether or not there was a book of the Bible called Zebedee, little by little because if he tried, the stake would end without going off . Then
Luther came that nosy, taking advantage of Gutenberg's invention, he began to say that everyone should be able to read the Bible.
It's what we got today.

are sad times in which a Pope can not do what he likes cock! means that there is no religion.

Then share the bitterness of our dear Ratzi, who can not help but envy Leo X and his freedom to do what the fuck they want.
Today, the Popes have to account for a lot of things: priests, rapists, support to political parties made up whoremongers, thieves, racists and warmongers, 8 per thousand.
We would therefore suggest a simple and inexpensive solution to solve its problems:
update the 10 Commandments to the XXI century!

1 I am the Lord your God, do not worship other gods before me , unless that other God does not give you exemption from ICI. 2
not take the name of God in vain , unless your blasphemy is not setting them within a joke. 3
Remember to keep holy the festivals , constituting such failure. 4
Honor your father and your mother , instead of the children, especially minors, is' what you want. 5
not kill except during a peace mission.
6 not commit adultery free. 7
not steal without devote 8 per thousand of your booty to the Catholic Church. 8
not bear false witness, indeed, no evidence at all that you do before.
9 You shall not covet your neighbor's wife , trombatela.
10 not covet the property of others , take it and just (see Commandment 7).

few thin stripes to return to the Middle Ages in an easy and painless.

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Rape In Japan Train In Japan Movie

Isylea the comic 4

Here the new episode of our favorite series! (At least, that's my favorite, since I am the author and therefore it is exactly how I wish). In this episode we begin
to understand why it is so difficult that a noob is fond of Isylea! Yet our noob is stoic ... there were so.





Well, it's time to see if our series is your choice. I read your comments! If they find less than 20, the publisher Blogger stop the series for poor sales. Then strength and courage!

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Hallee Hirsh En Bikini

feel the evolution, baby

There are moments in human history in which, contrary to expectations, this is a small step forward. In those moments it seems that for these pseudo-intelligent bipedal there is no hope of fucked up their lives indifferent universe.

Well, I for one of these little steps I have personally witnessed, in the small of my life which I suppose is barely affect my grandchildren
(such as:-mother, who was a grandfather to? -
-taught history and philosophy,
-dear-oh mom, that's why we are poor! -) .

E 'success Sunday, but first I have to do a little short step back and talk about the premise.

FIRST PROLOGUE: In all the best families there are collective rituals , those things you do together that make you feel part of a close-knit group. In some families, for example, does it feel when his father joined the system one of his relatives in leadership roles within his company . In our, because companies do not possess (-mother, because we do not own a business? --Because my grandfather taught history and philosophy. Now hurry up and get dressed, the Caritas soup kitchen closes half an hour-) , the most spendthrift collective ritual we have is to go all three (me, wife and daughter) to buy the pasta on Sundays, to pay back cheap somehow lunch that squeak to my in-laws.
Now it happened once, back in the car with the beautiful packet of pasta well decorated with bows, the rest on the legs of my daughter while I took off my coat.
How long does a thirtysomething taking off a coat in the car? Less
how long does a child of 3 years to unpack the pulp and soak the finger in the cream.
This happened last year.

SECOND PROLOGUE: In all the best families of the children reach an age when they start asking questions uncomfortable.
And I am not referring to some questions like, "Dad, how babies are born?". These are trifles.
I refer to questions like: "Dad, which means when a person is honor? "
Sounds easy? It is not. If you want to respond to a child in a complicated way, but you will not get into a spiral of other questions where you will be locked together and stoned as in Shelob's webs. (Example:-L 'honorable man is the man who retain their dignity Dad--what is dignity? --The dignity of a man is what makes a person who deserves than Dad--what is respect? - etc etc etc etc that finally, exasperated, takes you to cut off the speech with a loud-MADE YOUR COCKS-).
So the trick is to find an answer that not other kinds . And is not easy.
When my daughter asked us what had the honor we take the time, as long as I do not know how or why we came out the right answer:
-It 's an honor that keeps its promises. "
Shit if it worked, this response.
END PROLOGUE

Sunday, we renew the collective ritual of pasta, with one difference: my daughter is now talking and knows what he wants, so I ago
-dad, I'll take the pasta! -
I look. 'm not one who forgets, I .
-But you must promise me not to waste .- Look
between clever and fun.
-Dad, I promise it will not open! -

By mode PATERNAL GREAT LESSONS:
-Okay, I trust. Get the package, but remember that you must keep the promise if not, you're not a child of honor-(Totò Riina would be proud of me).
Now let's face it, I was just an asshole . The package of pasta that I was giving, quite sure they would open to give you a fucking lesson. The
I would have said-Visa? Do not make promises you can not keep
.- We adults like to see how many children we know and how good we are. Let's face it. Then maybe the worst we dickheads universe. For example I always promise to my wife things that will not keep (mopping, washing dishes). But then I go my daughter doing the part-dell'onorevolissimo keep promises with the face of the cock she does not see his goodness .
If she thinks about two seconds and said: "Then
dad I do not give, I fear that the promise is a lie .-

Fuck. It 's all that I could think of. Fuck.
Did you know that is a categorical imperative ? If Kant is invented. And 'when one does something knowing that if he takes in making her ass. And why does the 'GOOD.
type that do not you give the pasta you want to soak in spite of his finger in the cream. And do not give you any because you would a child of Honor.

Yes, to return to the speech initial, in that moment I felt that there was hope for humanity .
And yes, I know that adolescence, and Dolce and Gabbana Shokky Bands certainly take away all the proto-Kantianism of this child.
But I am one who does not forget, remember? And this I did not forget as long as field.

Monday, January 10, 2011

Powerpoint For Church Wedding Sample

Santulussurgiu


the poster






the company to complete









Santulussurgiu (the center)




On January 5 of this 2011 Santulussurgiu requested, as usual in recent years, the presence of our company "and ammentu limba" to delight in the representation of the last work in the repertoire that is: "internal" brilliant comedy by Mario Deiana.

Santulussurgiu town has the charm of elegant, rich in history where its superannuated old houses tell stories, some related to the Sardinian independence struggle, in that regard I am reminded of John Mary Angioy "the Alternos", the great patriot Sardinian Bono in feudal army chief, escaped just by his Santulussurgiu Obinu in June 1796, after the defeat of 8 June in Orissa against the royal troops who forced him accordingly to migrate to Paris, where little later died in exile.
There are many churches that can be admired in this beautiful resort, among them the church S. Maria degli Angeli is in the Gothic style - Aragon, built in 1473 at the behest of the Friars Minor and Blessed Bernardino da Feltre, Santulussurgiu reached in 1420. In its vicinity there is the room we stayed. An elegant building, recently restored by the late nineteenth century, which in the fifties of last century it was used as a cinema, and was therefore the ideal setting for volorizzare the show we went for.

As mentioned "internal" is the result of the creativity of our Mario Deiana, as well as a director as author, but it outlines representation of surprising news: in addition to cutting some repetitive scenes has centered The new figure of Mianu, played masterfully by Antonangelo Sanna, who appeared earlier in the representation off as dull and takes off here, with the representation dell'imbranato semplociotto, stealing the scene and the other comes to pop star. But all have played and still played the role assigned to mastery: Patrick and Federica overcome the emotion of onset is available with the right determination, and Gioconda Luisaella have been very good performers as well as Sandro, Tore and Mario Mancini. Antonio and Anna have played their role with the great an advantage in most, having learned the lines of the script perfectly, went to arm not using the teleprompter. By the way (the hunchback has a flaw: we mistakenly feel too safe and it takes away the good study habits by heart beats)

And finally Mark Putzulu the console has determined the sounds very well and lights
So good, very good ! Keep it up!

Sunday, January 9, 2011

Dual User Computer Desk

Isylea the comic 3 - (well done!) The Communist

We arrived at the third edition of the saga of our poor noob in the lands of adventure Isylea! We find him in a bad situation, and maybe it will leave in a worse.



the next episode!

Friday, January 7, 2011

Egg Whitr Mucus Before Period



We think we have enough problems. Type
the influence that runs , you become a coma for a week and not even a word in the newspapers: dick last year had seemed to end human civilization as we know it because of sneezing pigs. Type
that there is work sucks and if there is, indeed, sucks more than you pay, and if it is a job you like then you must, to the maximum reimbursement, because already you are lucky that doing a job you like, you want to be well paid? Type
breathe the stuff that we've thrown in the garbage yesterday, only it's more practical to pay the fine and send it to incinerate Enel chopped into the lungs. At this point I start directly in the aerosol, cigarette butts, saving at least on the bill.
type that is the economic crisis and the poor bankers there are likely to fail seriously, then we must save them paying with their blood because, if they fail, then we'll pay with blood. (Yes, Mr. Simplification says good people, the crisis is this: pay blood for blood not have to pay.)

not mean that we need any other problems.
But no, no one has time to solve one that now he has another, as the monsters of the game, is not it Julie?
In fact, it seems, the Communists are still . Yes, you read right: there are still, and all those stories about the fall of the Berlin Wall are merely misinformation Bolshevik.
thank dear Silvio for alerting me, I moved to Retcon 2, and I wonder syllogistically:
The Communists are still
the Communists are among us ...

ergo, where the fuck are the Communists?
They will even be lurking somewhere, and I find them, it was the last time I kill me before vanishing into the ears taken from the soundtrack of International Roky 4.
So, first of all, I sifted very good home: under beds, in closets, the attic, I opened the drawer also Eta Beta *. After quenching and good home (but I have not seen, at least for now), I went with straight antennae and watchful eye.

On the bus I was beautiful and sitting on the seat for obese (not overweight, contrary to what my wife says, is that I like being off). At one point came a despicable old with two shopping bags and a crutch under his arm, wondering if the gave in the post. DIN DIN DIN
did my brain. Here it is, is bitch, just the typical attitude of sly-communist. He wanted to take away what I had honestly earned by the sweat of front, with the excuse of illness! But go to work, communication of my testicles! But I got up the same.

to the supermarket I bought the puzzle of Peter Pan for my daughter, it cost only 5 euro and 99 cents. I go there at the counter, slammed a 10 note on the counter and the cashier gives me 'rest only 4 €. Typical of the communists to take money without giving us workers a fucking explanation. Damn, but they are just everywhere. Where's my hundredth of a rest? But I told him no and I left.

At the bar I start to browse the Corriere dello Sport while I wait for the coffee. When ready, I approach the counter to pick it up and when I find a guy in the cashmere ( yes, cashmere! ) that if he began to read. Damn communists! You can not distract you for a second! Give me back my paper, I first arrived I merdosissimo mangiabambini! But I drank coffee and went home.

I went to the bathroom and looked in the mirror. The guy across the face of a Bolshevik c'aveva, with unkempt beard and clothing outlets do something about!
myself is it possible that a Communist essermene without notice?

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Silverdaddies With Me

The roads in the mirror for the Grand Inquisitor are endless


Yesterday when we published our ranking of the worst of 2010 , Believed to have paid the duty required to hear a blog like everyone else. Not even 10 minutes have passed, however, we discovered another custom of those "Hey, if you do not, you're nobody" .

We are talking about the strangest Search keywords typed in search engines to come to our blog .

At that point we felt like tamarro Bianco Rosso e Verdone, when, after having plundered a motorway practically (at the time did not exist Camogli, his fortune), goes out and finds himself in front of a child to enjoy it a superleccalecca Titti with such intensity that his interpretation is still the most popular candidates from the auditions for porn movies .
Thus, as the tamarrone Verdone has to run inside to get that damn Tweety (Italy what's in that scene, damn ), so we ran to our incredible remedy the deficiency.

Since then our blog is dedicated to the real world for half and half in that virtual world that initiates call Isylea, we adapt and publish two (2) LISTS.
Venghino, Ladies and Siori!

begin with list of keywords typed by users unaware :

Where can I find a female dwarf?
Puppy has finally grown up

Ferentino
Drug Test Drugs Google

Snow White dwarfs with moral
If you find a dwarf woman, you can always settle for a princess

porn magazine for couples we


traditional kind
customers that those who spit on me I

asshole Bersani
I want to find out what he ate last night

"a good curse"
SOON THAT I HAVE A FINGER IN THE DOOR CLOSED!

cazzinculo
is a friend of mine

fucking great is that you
fuck you better, my child


Revelation in his ass and the third day God said that the Enterogermina

I feel is echoed in his head
is not a good sign

fucking Fini
here Who is the mysterious source of Felt

has now fallen to the keywords typed by users of Isylea!

Seavel what the fuck!
anvedi Seavel

what it means to Apollonius Apollonius
mean confidence

how to kill Shaka dryma
45 cases per week. A gift with the first issue, the first piece of Tebutje mountable!

Isylea map where
test here, should know something

skill
I masturbate dick six times a day, because I do not increase?

Athulea where he lives
that the recent amendment to dodge just made me turn my balls

field map Baheli
I want to go to kill Shaka

Vilmis without ear
Cheimon is called, but not like that we speak

strength Jade Mosil
Nostos luckily there!


.... and we have opened only three months!

Monday, January 3, 2011

Air Cooling Advantages And Disadvantages

We are different and therefore we adapt

Since I started a family, I found myself with a lot of free time. That is, if this statement seems paradoxical, you see that you have never been ggiovani . Try to think of all the hours spent on drugs, the fooling around, drink, for going out at night desperately trying to reach into a hole where you (or someone who will stick in your hole, because we are of the Grand Inquisitor for equal opportunities, such as : those who do a blowjob san must have the same opportunity to become a minister ). That's when all this ste hours are lost like tears in rain, you get to the point that between labor and wife and children unable to optimize the time between the point that a liability and the other you have left a lot of time to wander on the internet. What then if you live in the house with a wife and a daughter must also say farewell to porn sites. So what are you doing? But read the blog, of course. And then diciamcelo, blogs are a little porn . words, ie, a porn movie is porn because it shows you what usually people do in secret bedrooms (except the outdoors, but that's another story). It shows you just that, stark: no mental blowjobs, ass in the preliminaries, it goes straight to the point (welcome to the fair of double meanings, one euro per kilo ). And it is the exact same thing they do on blogs. We show what usually happens in the brains of bloggers secrets. Stark. For example these be nedette rankings of the best and worst of 2010 . Everyone there to write what we liked most, the TV series, comics, books, fe gaf Berlusconi. Oh, but who cares? will or will not be your cock? No, silly. I own cock became extinct when the first person in the world has stopped saw in the bathroom to answer the phone. And then we of the Grand Inquisitor, but we're realists old man inside out, we adapt anzichenò.
Here is our ranking of 2010 !
And because the best is a matter of taste but there is no limit for the worst, here are the standings
Worst of 2010!

3 - The Band Shokky
Yes, I am a graduate in philosophy. Yes, I am a teacher. Yes, I read Dostoevsky. And yes, I know what the fuck are Shokky Band. And I feel dirty.
's those damn colored elastic bracelets that if you put them on the wrist are .... colored bracelets rubber bands, but if you let them be colored bracelets are elastic shaped tantecose. There is a series of letters, one of the monuments, that of animals, that of erotic gadgets (and if it is not too bad, I would have reassessed ).
And if you turn down the street (or school) you see all these bands with the missing arm Cristiana F. Berlin Zoo and the boys if they would have imagined.
They came into my world the day when my wife ran alarmed me by telling me to call an Exorcist for my daughter. Because he had made out of the blue to say "Shokky Band-Band-Shokky SHOKKY BAAAAAAAAAAND." That we do not even see the television, much less publicity. But nowadays there are crap that are acquired by osmosis environment. Other than the "we can not call ourselves Christians" of Benedetto Croce. Today is the "we can not say the asshole." Updated, bless you.

2 - The end of Lost
Or how to learn the hard way that Americans do not turn p u f Idar.
Why here, one there was hurt. Click here to find an exciting show with the characters in the round schiantatisi deserted on a desert island then it is not.
And then slowly come out mysteries. There is a clanking monster made of smoke, there are the whispering voices, and then the trap door, and that which has the visions of the future, and what he sees dead people, and paradoxes of time, mad scientists, the Egyptians, ghosts, corpses that come to life, those who heal, children with superpowers! and then at the end .. at the end ...
only had to remove the cap, as in the best clogged toilet.
It took you six years to realize that what you call all the time " mysteries will be explained " were nothing but " crap thrown in from time to time so you do not think about what you're looking ".
My God, I thought all along that there might be the "logical explanation" of a monster made of smoke that people eat.
Fucking Americans.


1 - The priests who rape children
We thought it was a ranking by pop-corn, eh? Welcome to the Grand Inquisitor.
Yes, because the "scandal of pedophile priests" does not make the idea, folks. Indeed, Add to this, the burden of Trump: the Pope covered them.
And no, not only Hannibal Joseph Ratzinger, who that as much with his face to be found surprise me that children do not eat them instead.
No, I speak of Karol Wojtila Santosubito. Yes, that one, damn it, because one of two things, or the priests have miraculously started to fuck children as well, with the millennium, so why in 2012 the world ends So come on and the mad joy or did it even before .
And if they did so well before, there is no question here that I come to prove that you knew, fuck's sake, is a question that you play you fuck with God when no one sees you you prove to me that you did not know.
And even if you did not know, then you did your shit as Pope. So, oh, we have liberated from communism (which then who cares), but less preferred children raped, thank you.