Today Superquark here we present a movie that has no precedent in history! For the first time we managed to film a member of the tribe of ancient Berluscojones .
You should know that the members of this tribe live hidden in the midst of other people, and especially, if you ask which tribe you belong to respond with vague answers and inconclusive.
Anthropologists have for decades tried to find a means to identify and overcome their natural shyness. For years we believed that the best way to flush them would engage in political discussions: the answers are typical of Berluscojone " enough of the old policy," "I do not vote ", "I have to work " " are Massimo D'Alema . But it is clear to the scientific community that this method of investigation does not produce results are 100% sure: anyone, so, can impersonate a Berluscojone without being real. The world is indeed infested with thousands of pseudoBerluscojones or by individuals, to gain a personal benefit (eg money), they pretend to belong to the tribe and its beliefs. Externally, then they share customs and traditions, but do not adhere sincerely.
What we wanted was the Berluscojone true, an individual who was sincere sympathy of the religious dogma that the tribe handed.
And finally, ladies and gentlemen, the Berluscojone Zero was found . What follows is an extremely rare document, in the running to win all the prizes in the industry.
This shocking document renders a harsh reality, but at the same time is a valuable contribution to science. We see a Berluscojona in full religious ecstasy. As you can see, is holding up a fetish representative of the Palace of Justice in Milan topped with red flags: the woman is about to plunge it with long pins, which makes us suspect a derivation of the voodoo religion Berluscojona. The hair is colored raspberry indicates that the woman is a former priestess Berluscojona: in fact this is the color which are dyed her hair when they retire having reached retirement age (the tribe Berlusojona women retire at 25 years , while men become adults at 71 ). Also note the glasses, which conceal two microtelevisori tuned 24 hours 24 on Rete 4.
From what it seems possible to infer, that the Trinitarian religion and the press. The deities are worshiped by Berluscojones:
1: Jesus, probably a version of Christ Catholic Brianza;
2: Madonna, which refers to the deity the Great Mother of the antediluvian religions, the goddess of fertility and fertilization. The Priestesses Berluscojone celebrate it in Bunga Bunga, a sort of Dionysian ritual that takes place at least twice a week, dancing half-naked hanging from a pole.
3: Silviuccio , divinity from small as evidenced by the diminutive. The Berluscojona says "must remain in the chair," referring to the custom of removing the statue of Silviuccio from the chair (on which is generally represented), a gesture symbolizing the departure from the tribe of Berluscojones. The woman is deprecating those who have betrayed the tribe, called disparagingly " Finjanes . One of the precepts of religion
Berluscojona provides the sacredness of telephone conversations That equivalogono, if we allow the comparison, the confession in the Catholic religion. What was discovered accidentally by a famous anthropologist, who one day received a phone call that we present the transcript:
A (ntropologo): Ready
B (erluscojone): Who are you?.
A: Who is this?
B: Is anyone listening?
A. I. Who is this?
B: Are you listening?
A: Yes, I have called you. Who is this?
B: You're listening to my phone call? Spy! Left!
In other words, anyone who plays a call, even the party, is a blasphemer (left, or "someone who has suffered an accident"). The Beluscojoni, in fact, praying, raising up the phone and dialing numbers at random, then with speaking tone.
Of course then the anger of Berluscojona in the movie ("we can no longer call, we are all trapped"), who complains that dial a random number without someone responds other end is not as easy as once, due to the proliferation of mobile phones.
The so-called "left", therefore, true demons Berluscojona for religion, are characterized by a confused sexuality that makes them incapable of "making good love (some Berluscojone rock paintings representing the" left "in the act of putting on the penis groped woman's ear, or under the armpit).
Thanks to this extraordinary document now know much more about the culture of Berluscojoni, a tribe threatened with extinction that threatens to succumb to modernity .
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