Thursday, February 24, 2011

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If there's one thing we fear, to us poor little creatures dust and mud (and a 60% water which do plin plin ), is what happens without any explanation. So much so that the world is full of wisdom-of-the exegetes then, that puzzled tirelessly to find a cause to all the crap that happen to us in life.
E ' maniacs that we are compulsive obsession with control , there is little to be done. So much so that if, for example, were to explode a nuclear war, we are confident that the world is divided into two categories of people: those who tear their clothes in despair, and those who sneer inside their bunker fallout .
fact is that just to give a rational explanation to disasters that occur we are ready to rubbish our intelligence (and those around us) with the most outlandish theories of the universe and the nice thing is that we will always find a multitude of our fellow ready to drink any shit but you can blame it on something . Type
when an octogenarian and one dies, one wonders, "and what is dead?"
(But fuck that means, "to what is dead?" E 'died of death, goddammit . It seems that no one has ever noticed that at a certain point, poof, you die. You confuse cause and consequence: is but one dies because he is sick, it's the opposite, because a patient is dying.)

Or come to my mind the scienziatoni of 1600, when people began to suffer from fever so, at any moment, thousands died and people were asking: why ? And since no
microscope is a big mess about bacteria that you pass the fleas from rats, the theories generally credited were:
1 - God is pissed . This was the highlight of the priests, we can frankly say that they had put a great business disasters. There is a famine? And 'God who is pissed off because they do not come to Mass . A fire? God wants you out, sodomites gomorroidi that you are not more victims. We were invaded by barbarians, who rape our women? God sent them, hey, punish your women (so they learn to let go of the apple trees). Now, whether or not God is the cause of the disaster, we can not know for sure, but if you can be sure of one thing, is that God is the cause of profanity.
2 - Saturn came in conjuncture with Jupiter. Seriously. It also said the Don Ferrante's dear Manzoni (one day we will speak well of him) that he gets the fever and died blaming the stars. Who knows with those who would take if the magician Othelma instead.
3 - Jews spread the plague because they are assholes . The Jews were something of a scapegoat for all the dicks could happen, the murder of Jesus to Hitler. Stepped on a shit? The dog was a jew. You fell down the stairs? A jew had smeared with Vaseline. When they were not Jews, who may happen that you fall ill, too, were the spreaders, or foreigners. The influence that carries off a few million people in the world at the beginning of 900, we call it the "English" to blame those fucking fighters. In Spain they called it the 'Italian', it seems that the virus we condissimo pizzas playing the mandolin.
4 - The humors of the body. Yes, our body was crossed by a lot of humor, and all diseases resulted from an imbalance between these fluids. This brilliant theory leads to practical fantastic that not even George Romero , type drill the head of those who had migraine to bring out too many moods, or pull away liters of blood from the patient to take his bad moods. It seems that the saying " are in a bad mood" was spoken by very pale guys with a hole on the front where you could see the cerebral cortex on which colonies of bacteria and viruses were celebrating the festival of idiocy Human dancing the waltz.
5 - Finally, the air, and by extension, the weather . As it was in Milan and the plague raged, he said he was guilty of moist air and fog. Probably to make up this brilliant explanation were Japanese tourists. According to this principle does not explain why the people were well in Frosinone.

Now, all this eulogy because we've recently read some theories about the cause of the global economic crisis that brings us so much trouble. Stuff like:
1 - The economy has lost sight of God ( strange parallel with the decrease of 8 per thousand donations )
2 - September 11 is entered in conjuncture with the flu swine ( with all due respect for the victims , we do not understand why they fall two skyscrapers in America and we lose the job)
3 - The Chinese and non-compete us unfair ( but the way we like Nike made in China that are cheap)
4 - There is global warming ( and no longer exist between seasons ).

Yes, we are also repetitive, but study the History hurts. It makes us realize that we are assholes, and assholes return.

Saturday, February 19, 2011

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: Rites of Passage


Olympus Lately you can not sleep anymore. Clouds are always comfortable, soft and warm, not like the mattresses of the mortals who do not understand how they can not spaccarcisi back on. The sunsets accompany sleep then as now, the sun like a ball frozen in an eternal spring caresses the skin with a perfectly angled rays to reproduce the warmth of a helping hand.
But you can not sleep.
The clear air is shaken by the sound of that implement admin, writing master BG, Quester that build to a frenetic pace, never seen so much activity from that distant day when I had access to divine status. Something has changed!
E 'changed that we realized, looking into his eyes after a night of binge at the bar of Dionysus (the only one not looking in his eyes was Drao, so busy as he was to keep them focused on the backside of Aphrodite, the maid) who were helping the mortals in the wrong way.
Yes, even the gods are wrong. But do not tell Dingwath.
What's the superpowers if we use them to collect the flowers? Maybe Superman uses heat vision to warm the paste of yesterday? Zeus has ever launched a fatal lightning strike to make a scar? Maradona used his left foot may be varied for the doors?
And Hephaestus, the lame god, maybe he used his hammer to break through cabinets that has lost a key?
No, that did not. They did great things.
And why not us? Are we gods Series B?
E 'and then that happened and Athulea Seavel have made good buzz, and in two days have brought out many new products to fill for one year. And we found ourselves miserable demi-hand the power to change the world of mortals. And instead of erect bridges, erecting entire lives.
From time to time we throw a glance between the teeming mass of mortals, with upturned nose and a mouth full of curses because they are slow to give him the scar.
But listen indulgently our name in Vain from their mouths. Loving them as God loves its faithful, and not as a mother who spoils his eldest son, we are working because the scar is the least of their thoughts.
You hear that thunder, killing? It is not the wrath of the gods, is the sound of their business.

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

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Superquark: travel between Berluscojones

Today Superquark here we present a movie that has no precedent in history! For the first time we managed to film a member of the tribe of ancient Berluscojones .
You should know that the members of this tribe live hidden in the midst of other people, and especially, if you ask which tribe you belong to respond with vague answers and inconclusive.
Anthropologists have for decades tried to find a means to identify and overcome their natural shyness. For years we believed that the best way to flush them would engage in political discussions: the answers are typical of Berluscojone " enough of the old policy," "I do not vote ", "I have to work " " are Massimo D'Alema . But it is clear to the scientific community that this method of investigation does not produce results are 100% sure: anyone, so, can impersonate a Berluscojone without being real. The world is indeed infested with thousands of pseudoBerluscojones or by individuals, to gain a personal benefit (eg money), they pretend to belong to the tribe and its beliefs. Externally, then they share customs and traditions, but do not adhere sincerely.
What we wanted was the Berluscojone true, an individual who was sincere sympathy of the religious dogma that the tribe handed.
And finally, ladies and gentlemen, the Berluscojone Zero was found . What follows is an extremely rare document, in the running to win all the prizes in the industry.



This shocking document renders a harsh reality, but at the same time is a valuable contribution to science. We see a Berluscojona in full religious ecstasy. As you can see, is holding up a fetish representative of the Palace of Justice in Milan topped with red flags: the woman is about to plunge it with long pins, which makes us suspect a derivation of the voodoo religion Berluscojona. The hair is colored raspberry indicates that the woman is a former priestess Berluscojona: in fact this is the color which are dyed her hair when they retire having reached retirement age (the tribe Berlusojona women retire at 25 years , while men become adults at 71 ). Also note the glasses, which conceal two microtelevisori tuned 24 hours 24 on Rete 4.
From what it seems possible to infer, that the Trinitarian religion and the press. The deities are worshiped by Berluscojones:
1: Jesus, probably a version of Christ Catholic Brianza;
2: Madonna, which refers to the deity the Great Mother of the antediluvian religions, the goddess of fertility and fertilization. The Priestesses Berluscojone celebrate it in Bunga Bunga, a sort of Dionysian ritual that takes place at least twice a week, dancing half-naked hanging from a pole.
3: Silviuccio , divinity from small as evidenced by the diminutive. The Berluscojona says "must remain in the chair," referring to the custom of removing the statue of Silviuccio from the chair (on which is generally represented), a gesture symbolizing the departure from the tribe of Berluscojones. The woman is deprecating those who have betrayed the tribe, called disparagingly " Finjanes . One of the precepts of religion
Berluscojona provides the sacredness of telephone conversations That equivalogono, if we allow the comparison, the confession in the Catholic religion. What was discovered accidentally by a famous anthropologist, who one day received a phone call that we present the transcript:
A (ntropologo): Ready
B (erluscojone): Who are you?.
A: Who is this?
B: Is anyone listening?
A. I. Who is this?
B: Are you listening?
A: Yes, I have called you. Who is this?
B: You're listening to my phone call? Spy! Left!

In other words, anyone who plays a call, even the party, is a blasphemer (left, or "someone who has suffered an accident"). The Beluscojoni, in fact, praying, raising up the phone and dialing numbers at random, then with speaking tone.
Of course then the anger of Berluscojona in the movie ("we can no longer call, we are all trapped"), who complains that dial a random number without someone responds other end is not as easy as once, due to the proliferation of mobile phones.
The so-called "left", therefore, true demons Berluscojona for religion, are characterized by a confused sexuality that makes them incapable of "making good love (some Berluscojone rock paintings representing the" left "in the act of putting on the penis groped woman's ear, or under the armpit).

Thanks to this extraordinary document now know much more about the culture of Berluscojoni, a tribe threatened with extinction that threatens to succumb to modernity .

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I was shy during flute lessons, whether with a teacher and with each other. A shyness that now I have to write by choosing words and form, it seems not impossible. With the first teacher perhaps it could find some justification, I was madly in love with this young man and the trembling, the palpitations had their reasons. I was sweating, his hands trembling, the explanations he gave me is not secured properly in my head ... my thoughts were elsewhere, dreaming ... but it seemed a dream too far, I felt small and particularly nasty. I was twelve years old and his five more than me, and I was discovered: "Could it be that you're in love with Gianni ...". I heard the voice of my mother as she drove my sister and I sat in front and behind to watch the full moon, silent. Their allies, and I always quieter . - From the autobiographical CG, Stock Anghiari 2007
Leafing through the volume of Duccio Demetrio on shyness in I have already spoken, I met this autobiographical account of his collection in the Free University of Autobiography of Anghiari. It 's a girl who talks about his relationship with the music teacher. It 's just a girl, but if I think my students and three female students who meet with them to take lessons to me, I wonder what it means to the awkwardness, embarrassment, hesitation, redness of one of them that makes me doubt her. Just a few looks, longer than necessary and more intense than those of a student who has a head full of music for thinking that it might be for you a situation comparable to that girl's autobiography.

This happens sometimes in our eyes. What we see is an understatement. We certainly think that it's more that those signs are carriers of meaning for us, that concern us? I am convinced that we'll never know, at least in the case of shy person, who will do anything to hide emotions and feelings. Prevent too much to act otherwise. An early sense of loneliness, suffered initially, but then more and more recognized as inevitable and, after all, dear companion of days. The sense of courtship and the beginning. Even it happened to me - and it still happens today! - To be fascinated by things in their beginning. I'm tempted to say that I'm interested in just that. When I see a romantic movie, are stretched out completely to enjoy all the preliminaries of a love story: how much slower and the circle is approaching without even express the feelings, the more I like the story! I think those moments are eternal.
We have someone in front of us that there exists simply. He speaks and gestures, but above all expressed by the muscles of the face that proves the endless emotions. It seems to us to seize them all. We would like to keep for us, who were devoted to us all. And you fall in love for a while 'the delight of the face, which is no longer just a face. E 'already a face, our own construction, but not an invention far-fetched: we have already made to establish continuity files, imagine a sequel to the story, we want to take, we would never end. But we are already building castles in the air! We delude ourselves already that will last. The machine of desire is set in motion ...

But with a student is different. We have to hide any more innocent soul movement, not disrupt the educational relationship that binds us. Within that we will invest very little, making the music to meet the ground, putting all our innocence, because it always is: when in front of our eyes will show the beauty we are not just scared by it, the mind is pleased. We open to new evidence. What seems like, call us. But we have to stop for a bit 'to consider how much of that beauty belongs to us, how much enjoyment can be effective even if furtively. No failure is allowed. At most, the pleasure of observing, thinking not to be discovered. So we move away we also - perhaps as a student dodges - guarded secret in the heart of one day.

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