Leo X (1475-1521) was a pope lucky. All Rome knew that the speech against which sported whenever he was carried in triumph through the streets was due to an annoying pain in the hemorrhoids resulting from its failure to become very well known by inchiappettare gifted youths.
And the best part was that I had to hide: he was the fucking Pope . At that time it was FORBIDDEN to all mortals artifact reading the Bible on their own, so it was easy to silence critics by inventing a few verses footprint:
"Your Holiness, but his habit of inchiappettare by the ancestors of Rocco Siffredi not seem out of place for a tantinello vicar of Christ on earth? "
"Shut up, infidel, as it is written in Zebedee 35:12 - And God said to Zebedee, you will unlock YOUR MOST HOLES 'notice in young Israelites, and opening Sara Santi -". The
Criticón could not even go and check whether or not there was a book of the Bible called Zebedee, little by little because if he tried, the stake would end without going off . Then
Luther came that nosy, taking advantage of Gutenberg's invention, he began to say that everyone should be able to read the Bible.
It's what we got today.
are sad times in which a Pope can not do what he likes cock! means that there is no religion.
Then share the bitterness of our dear Ratzi, who can not help but envy Leo X and his freedom to do what the fuck they want.
Today, the Popes have to account for a lot of things: priests, rapists, support to political parties made up whoremongers, thieves, racists and warmongers, 8 per thousand.
We would therefore suggest a simple and inexpensive solution to solve its problems:
update the 10 Commandments to the XXI century!
1 I am the Lord your God, do not worship other gods before me , unless that other God does not give you exemption from ICI. 2
not take the name of God in vain , unless your blasphemy is not setting them within a joke. 3
Remember to keep holy the festivals , constituting such failure. 4
Honor your father and your mother , instead of the children, especially minors, is' what you want. 5
not kill except during a peace mission.
6 not commit adultery free. 7
not steal without devote 8 per thousand of your booty to the Catholic Church. 8
not bear false witness, indeed, no evidence at all that you do before.
9 You shall not covet your neighbor's wife , trombatela.
10 not covet the property of others , take it and just (see Commandment 7).
few thin stripes to return to the Middle Ages in an easy and painless.
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