The other day I was there at school that I was going to explain to students the theories of a guy named Karl Marx.
When you prepare to explain a guy named Marx can not fail to use certain little words, and these are times when certain species becomes more little words that pronounce the words. Why then maybe those back home and tell Mom and Dad "today we did Marx said that communism is good". And you never know who they are moms and dads. O
popes.
"Shit, Dad, but it is true that communism is good?"
"Who taught you these words?"
"Shit or communism?"
" But communism, fuck !"
But that is what we wanted to talk. The fact is that to explain Marx (in the ordinary sense of the word explain or to understand ) they must know the meaning of words that go to pronounce. And since they do not know shit ("Who taught you those words?" Know "or" fuck "?" But they know, ugly communist dick "), you must start over each time.
Type: oh, but you know what is a state?
Oh yes, again .
When I do what I call "stupid questions maieutic " (ie those trivial questions on topics that help students understand that they do not know a fuck) there is usually a result of non-magnetic optical : the pupils of the boys are starting to become different, and through space that exists between them, in a flash of awareness, teacher you see the wheels turning their brains to produce a creaking gate to the haunted house:
"But ke kz d question is, of course ke ke I know what is the state, ki nn sa ke kosa is the state? the state is ... is ... is ... kz, but ke kz is the State? "
Here that's the time you need to grasp . If you succeed, you will hear for the next 30 seconds. (If you listen to 30 seconds seems unusual, you see that you never wondered why the commercials will last much).
Now, any naive will think, well, you have 30 seconds, now hurry up and explain what a state: indeed, if you can, in those 30 seconds all condensagli Marx, and there you go. At maturity make havoc.
Oh no, my dear naive. At maturity will shit. So it is time to get into phase 2.
Phase 2, ie, everything is good to get a good fuck .
30 seconds later I have to be so dedicated to explaining to kids who know what a State may fall the features that make you more attractive to a member of the opposite sex.
Why so much we've all been at that stage so desperately rummaged through your customary topics of conversation are looking for something that fills the spaces between a snog and another (ah, I do not know why, but use the term snog me feel terribly old ... who knows how to say now: slinguazzata? kissing? petting linguistics?).
And it's pretty clear to everyone that there is only one topic of conversation between a boy and a girl who actually cares about both.
"So, you know how to kill the monster of the fifth level of Metal Gear Solid?"
"Wow, did you see? Silvia and Michael are back together, but do not want to tell Rossellini "
" Man, this year is sfigatissima Juve, we believe that all the attackers were injured? "
Digiamogelo, La Russa would say, this stuff does not stick.
Instead, phrases like "Ah, the Italian State, which pretty crap ..." would cause a reaction such as "Orca misery, but then, in addition to prehensile tongue, is also a type profooooooondo (or profooooooonda).
Here, if Can this objective, you got 10 minutes of attention well . Certainly not of silence, of course. But you can be sure that you will pay 15% of neurons, while the remaining 85% are involved in the compilation training in the fantasy or comment on the latest tronista. Better than nothing.
Well, then you ask
" on guys, let's try to think about. The easiest way to understand what the rule is to ask what's the point. And try to answer: what is the state ?"
At that point a voice in the crowd indefinite answers quite readily:
" to make money."
Fuck. This one will not miss that era lived in Alexander, but also other types profoooooooooondi . In their own way.
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